just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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