shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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