She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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