How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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