Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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