The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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