His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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