you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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