Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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