we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
