it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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