i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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