let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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