escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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