Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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