watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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