he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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