I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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