Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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