just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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