You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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