so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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