Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i need some magic done to my vagina
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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