Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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