the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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