shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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