Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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