i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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