just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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