I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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