I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
