David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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