i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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