i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hell yes lets make some ravioli
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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