im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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