none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I will pee on everything he values.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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