I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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