Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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