It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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