Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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