whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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