if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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