somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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