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I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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