needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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