she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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