You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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