Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Success! We fucked roommates!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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