I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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