How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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