He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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