Sponge bath it is.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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