Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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