Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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