I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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