Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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