Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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