Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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